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white buoys be like

tupacabra:

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: 

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pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

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recoverykitty:

On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent. 

Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”

and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”

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moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

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All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

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killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

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typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

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pugfarts:

I made an Aoba cake for my wife’s birthday.

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sunburntmerman:

papasatan:

ohgodnobadvisualnovelart:

my hair is…… BECOMING……… TOO……… POWERFUL

how is the hair the first thing you notice have you looked at the purple girls fucking gorilla hand

everything about this physically hurts

sunburntmerman:

papasatan:

ohgodnobadvisualnovelart:

my hair is…… BECOMING……… TOO……… POWERFUL

how is the hair the first thing you notice have you looked at the purple girls fucking gorilla hand

everything about this physically hurts

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

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foxnewsofficial:

yeah okay mom-chan

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breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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