*me at starbucks*
starbucks worker: what size do you want?
me: ariana grande
sometimes i wonder how it would be to live in a world where sweden was fetishized like the UK or japan is.
people would be like “oh gosh i can’t wait to move to sweden and drink MULLED WINE and eat FERMENTED HERRING while i talk to all my friends about EMBARRASSING POLITICAL PARTIES and EUROVISION. it’s gonna be so festligt!!”
THIS IS ME WITH EM ANY WAYS THO
lmao so this is why you wrote “festligt” to me in chat!!!
Hej min vän! Cant wait to listen to some ABBA and pet some REINDEER!!!
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”